Chapter 1...................You Can Sleep When You're Dead
Chapter 2...................Caffeine By Day, Beer By Night
Chapter 3...................Your House Is Dirty, Accept It
Chapter 4...................Baby Wipes, Not Just For Your Kids Ass
Chapter 5...................Goodbye Steak, Hello Ramen Noodles
Chapter 6...................Embracing Alternative Methods of Sexual Gratification
Chapter 7....................Maximizing Family Resources for Babysitting and Free Food
Chapter 8....................Exploiting Your Situation For Personal Gain
Chapter 9....................It's Ok, The Toddler Can Eat and Sleep In Your Bed
Chapter 10..................Helpful Tips and Tricks to Drown Out The Crying
Chapter 11...................24 Hours Is The New 5 Second Rule
Chapter 12..................Don't Believe The Expiration Date Hype
Chapter 13..................Hand Washing and Teeth Brushing Are Overrated
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
8 comments:
hahahahahahahahah good
i have been away far too long, and this is what i come back to.
LOVE IT!!!!! hahahahahaaaa!
and can i just say for the record, i am married and i could probably benefit from this here book.
I smell a book deal...
I'm guilty of Chapter 13 myself.
ROFL!!!! Holy shit, I'm married and ALL of it applies! Bwahahahaahaa!!
ROFL!!!! Holy shit, I'm married and ALL of it applies! Bwahahahaahaa!!
Chapter 3 applies to us married folks too. Ah ha. Brilliant.
im giggling because i remember a time, not so long ago when all those things were O.SO.TRUE and I thought for sure I would not survive! I did...and it'e better than I could have ever imagined! Thanks for your honesty!
Post a Comment