gabbyisms

I've totally been slacking on this thing. My visions of a complete collection of entries for my girls to read one day when they're not embarrassed of me anymore is now a blank page...ok maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration.

In all honesty - I got nothin. My brain capacity is maxed out between work, diapers, travel, drama, and lots and lots of 3 year old questions.

In the spirit of Christmas and in an effort to maintain my cool points with my sister, lady fizz...this is my feeble attempt at writing a post.

Actually, I really shouldn't take any credit at all......props go out to Gabalicious, aka Gabby Goo, aka Gabby Love, aka G Money, on this one. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The girl is funny. I really should take notes when she busts one out because there are so many it's impossible to remember them all. Here goes:

I have a brain in my head so I can think about you.

Mommy, you're my best friend in the whole world now can you get me some apple juice?

Santa lands his sleigh on the roof?!? That sounds very dangerous!

(legs crossed into a pretzel, hands squeezing the nether region, face turning yello, screaming at a high pitch) Mommy I have to go to da bathfroom!!! (carry pretzel girl into the bathroom) Don't worry Mommy I didn't pee in my pants, it's just a tinkle.

Underpit (arm pit)

Oh for the love of sake! (gabby's mix on goodness sake and for the love...)

Mommy do you know what bogus means? It means you're busted. (have no clue where this one is from)

What vegetable are you going to be for Christmas? (Halloween inspired?? i think??)

Mommy can I have a snack? (me - do you want yogurt?) no thanks. (me - how about a christmas tree cake?) Thats what I'm talkin about.
(Driving, I look into the rear view mirror and Gabby has one hand stretching down the side of her mouth and eye lid....once she notices me looking she says in a very deep and slow voice...) I'm Quazimoooooto. (i amlost crashed)

(Pop picks up Gabby from school and asks Gabby if she had fun playing with Victoria) No Pop, her name is BIG-toria...say it with me Biiiiigtoria....not little-toria, BIGtoria.

Mommy you make the best macaroni and cheese in the whole uniberse. (thank you Kraft)

I have a boyfriend and his name is Jaz. (no idea who Jaz is but Lord help me!)

I have to take a bath because I don't smell good.

Boring, Boring, Boring.

Mommy, can you blow dry my hair and make it look faboolus?

Mommy, can you take my socks off? I'm lazy.

Daddy, are you gonna dance with me or anything??? (instead of or what)

For Christmas a want a new brand toy.

Daddy, what is that awful smell? I need a bandaid for my nose.

Fink and style (frankenstein)

Maggie and the rofus beef (maggie and the ferocious beast)